Shit Dicked

Becoming intoxicated through the excessive consumption of alcohol. Another term for being drunk.

"Dude want another shot?"

"Naaahhh man, I'm totally shit dicked!"

by B.S. Davi September 5, 2007

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

A girl who wears extensive dental devices, which usually consist of Braces, Head gear and retainers.

Dont let Suzy give you blow job, they dont call her black and decker pecker wrecker for nothing.

by Luigi Bing August 17, 2004

dicked-out

An orifice that has been abused and stretched out by too much fucking.

Cindy's ass is so dicked-out you could shove a tractor exhaust up it and it still wouldn't touch the sides.

by capachan December 30, 2008

upper decker

AN ACT OF WAR. To take shit shit (some crazy how) in the upper tank of a conventional toilet. The next flush will be your shit and shit colored water. WARNING: The tank will be saturated with your shit. Hence the WAR about to commence. Do not do this without an immediate exit plan. And a fucking follow up plan of how and why you did such a fucking nasty thing.

I took and Upper Decker and dipped. Because I hate that fuck. And I am also a nasty unhygienic piece of shit whom wanted to fowl their party and embarrass.... fucking however.

by theutopianing September 19, 2012

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

A black hoe with braces that likes to suck dick.

That hoe is a Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

by RaGeFaCe15 September 20, 2016

dicken

What you do when you haven't got any from your girlfriend/fiance in a long time.

Man, I am going to give Joni a mad dicken tonight.

by Jeremy M. Martin August 23, 2006

horse dickery

dicking around, not getting shit done.
actions that impede a smooth flow of work.

We will never get this done with the amount of horse dickery going on.

by uncle schmoocoo November 12, 2007