Mad Snail Disease

When a person is so dumb it frustrates those around him/her

wow that person isn't so smart he/she must have Mad Snail Disease

by TheKingPin17 August 12, 2017

Diseased Rectal Wart

A wart on one's ass that consists of secreting puss, yellow/green liquids, and many vile odors.
ADVISORY: DO NOT TOUCH ONE. YOU WILL DIE.

HOLY CRAP!!111!!!11!1!!1!!11 that guys ass is wet and he smells, he's got some baaaadddd Diseased Rectal Warts.

by Tim :] February 9, 2007

grey goose disease

When a person becomes drowsy from alcohol. Grey Goose is a type of Vodka.

Chamillionaire: If liquor makes him drowsy, he gonna say he got that grey goose disease

by wutzzzzzz June 15, 2008

Happy Happy-Not Not Disease

A synonym for bipolar disorder;

A mental health condition defined by periods of extreme, often inappropriate, and sometimes unpredictable mood states.

1. I think Sally suffers from Happy Happy-Not Not Disease--10 minutes ago she was threatening to kill herself, but now she's laughing and having fun.

2. You will contract Happy Happy-Not Not Disease and die.

by malchik_gei March 27, 2007

T-shirt Disease

undershirt is longer than the shirt that is covering it.

Look at Hannah Neugent's ungodly case of T-shirt Disease..

by PG Public Enemy March 17, 2008

White Girl Disease

A condition in which any part of the populous, excluding the white girl, starts to act and channel their inner white girl. Familiar symptoms include buying frappucinos from Starbucks and having a Tumblr account. Other symptoms may include constant bitching and or excessive phone usage.

Martha: Rick, I think Becky is coming down with White Girl Disease...

Rick: Get her to the hospital! This shit is deadly Martha!

by Nugpon May 26, 2016

Blue Waffle Disease

The so-called "Blue Waffle Disease" is a new urban legend sparked by an image of a woman's bluish-tinted, scabbed vagina widely circulated on the internet. The image is thought to be Photoshopped. If it is, in fact, a real woman's vagina (not digitally altered), it is likely severely bruised as lacerated as a result of rape.

Dr. Amy Whitaker, professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at the University of Chicago Hospital:

“There is no disease known as “blue waffle disease,” in the medical world. There is no disease that causes a blue appearance on the external genitalia. ... The common belief among medical professionals with whom I have spoken or e-mailed about this is that it is a hoax; the picture and “fake” disease used to lure people into some web site. ... There are no STDs that go only from women to men. (Really now, how would women get them?!)"

by lizardqueen August 5, 2012