A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
by Sox773 January 3, 2019
Get the butthole battle crymug. To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019
Get the Making Jesus crymug. A phrase used by people who are absolute morons in life and don't know how to get their shit straight. Usually used by bitch ass 9 year olds in arguments when they want to be tough. (but then sound like a piece of shit) Also commonly used by racists.
by SilverBronze July 23, 2023
Get the cry about it crackermug. A Cry Cultist is someone who gets upset over the tiniest shit ever.
These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)
These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,
Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"
A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"
(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)
These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,
Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"
A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"
(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
"OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*" (This is a cry cultist)
(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
by BlitzBerries July 27, 2023
Get the Cry Cultistmug. Loni Pickelberg
by Lonipickelberg March 13, 2019
Get the Cry babymug. by KnashKash January 13, 2025
Get the Cry me a river so I can swim awaymug. by dontclickme October 20, 2012
Get the SOPC - Sulking on the pillow cryingmug.