roller coaster crying

When you cry for a short periods of time, think you are done crying, then start crying some more.

Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"

by HannerBananers July 11, 2010

cry about it cracker

A phrase used by people who are absolute morons in life and don't know how to get their shit straight. Usually used by bitch ass 9 year olds in arguments when they want to be tough. (but then sound like a piece of shit) Also commonly used by racists.

"Bro, what's your problem, I didn't do shit"
"cry about it cracker"

by SilverBronze July 24, 2023

Crying Gator

Crying Gaor is a fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...

When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020

Crying Gator

A fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...

When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020

Crying Gator

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False, insincere, or hypocritical display of sadness or remorse. Insincere remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crocodile will weep to lure in its victims ...We all know a crying gator.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020

Making god cry

Making god cry is a slang term referring to an individual that is ginger.

"man that guy is really making god cry"

by Chickenfucker37 June 28, 2023

Crying Werewolf

When a man shaves his pubes onto his partner’s face and ejaculates upon the mound of hair, forming what appear to be pearlescent teardrops

Bro, this tinder girl I met up with last night was a straight freak, she asked me to give her a Chinese Shrinky Dink but I didn’t have any hot mustard, so she settled for a Crying Werewolf. My crotch is going to be itching for weeks while my pubes grow back.

by Eric Beifman December 23, 2018