am cry

Last retort of a fanboy. When you run out of things to complain about.

Nobody will buy PlayStation VR, VR is dead! Psvr2 am cry

by anonymous February 17, 2023

Crying Gator

A fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...

When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.

by WiseCookie September 13, 2020

Apache war-cry

When a girl is giving a blow job while twisting/touching a guys nipples which leads to a yell/moan that sounds like an Apache war-cry

Hey Steve is that blood on your shirt?

Oh yeah it’s my nipples, my girl gave me an Apache war-cry last night, it was amazing!

by Elephants30 September 8, 2024

Cry Song

A song that makes someone cry

Person 1: what’s your cry song?
Person 2: i dunno. Probably ‘Thank You and Goodnight’

by Addicted to the Poison⭐️ January 20, 2024

Big cry

When someone is bitching about a price of a service
When something doesn't go well

Haven't closed one job today... big cry

by WontonBoi September 18, 2023

Making you cry

Do not mean I shouldn't have done this.

Hym "And that'll map right on to the school shootings as well. Making you cry doesn't mean I shouldn't have done this. 'We're stopping crime!' They say. 'But in the future!' But the National Guard was there to stop the future crime... But then the crime you were trying to prevent happened.... In the present. It's almost like they are bad at doing future crime. It's almost like the only way to stop that was to like, care about that guys plight BEFORE the murder... And then do something about THAT... BEFORE he decides to resort to murder... Cus... Just having the armed guys there... I mean, what did you think was going to happen there? You were using the national guard as human scarecrows and then A GUY (who is not a bird. Not an animal)... Walked up and shot them because that guy is a guy and not an animal and, therefore, would know that you can't do anything to stop him until AFTER you can PHYSICALLY SEE him doing something and ONLY IF you can react fast enough to do anything about it AND you need the PHYSICAL CAPABILITY TO DO SO. Which they did not. Like, catch them retroactively and do something about the impetus behind the actual thing (maybe in a not fucking dystopian mind-rapey way). Like he's supposed to see them and be like 'Oh shit there's a scarecrows there. Better not eat any corn.' And then just NOT DO THE CRIME he wanted to do because *insert specific thing* Child solider used up and discarded. And when they talk about it they are speaking in tongues."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

Cry da Poostah

To pout because of insult or ridicule. One cries da Poostah after having been demoralized or put down by someone or something dear to them.

"Dan cries da Poostah when he is teased in Government class."

"Im'a cry da Poostah."

Tommy sat silently in the dark on the couch holding his head in his hands. His girlfriend had just left him because he is a pussy. He quietly whimpered, "........poostah...."

by The Chevy Rides On December 22, 2008