Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket

“gross who’s cooking brisket”

by caspercue July 24, 2021

skibidi cooked

when ur really cooked

wallahi im skibidi cooked

by initdotpy July 10, 2024

Cooked

To be in an extremely bad or inescapable situation.

I didn't for the test, I;m cooked

by LOCKS25 April 19, 2024

Cane Cook

SUPER COOL GUY THAT HAS MANY FRIENDS.

Cane Cook is so cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017

Cook

Good, hot, amazing.

Mihaela: Why is Childish Gambino considered so cook?
Aaron: He has raaange, he IS cook.

by sortbyfirstname January 24, 2021

A cook

A person who "cooks" methamphetamine either powdered or crystal, some folks do it to get high themselves because it's not rocket science you can literally do it in your kitchen sink hence "cooking" with chemicals you can find in your local shop. There are different ways- the "shake n bake" and the red phosphorus method.
Now there are some Breaking Bad type of cooking but you're not gonna see an average junkie doing that you gotta have the specific flasks and not only that but the chemicals themselves plus gotta have some chemistry knowledge.
And don't fuck around with meth you don't want that horrible stuff in your life.

-Do you know a cook who can hook us up?
-Yeah Jesse is cooking some crystal in his basement.

by El Sanguinario June 26, 2021