cooked

when you are in a situation that seems to be ending badly.

"yeah bros cooked"

by my name is sukuna March 13, 2024

rotisserie cook

To super flame someone. More like roasting, but twice as bad.

You best not be talking mess because I will ROTISSERIE COOK yo ass.

by big word March 5, 2018

cooked

when somebody got done so bad there’s no return

“bro he cheated on me w his cousin i’m cooked”

by yuhhsiya April 18, 2024

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

Cook

Used as a way to say they're doing a good job.

person 1: yo let him cook!
person 2: bro hes cooking like gordon ramsay!!!

by zeebopassione April 13, 2023

Slow Cooking

Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed

Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.

by roscy September 4, 2019

Im Cooked

What is said after using two swipes with the elbow to break a school Chromebook.

Person 1: Gotta do it like this.
*pow* *boom*
Person 1: IM COOKED!
Person 2: He actually broke it!
Person 3: Bravo! Bravo!

by nmsderp April 25, 2025