White chocolate starfish

A bleached asshole.

Dude, I tossed her salad so fucking hard last night. I love me that white chocolate starfish.

by BBaggins August 23, 2019

Spongebob Chocolate Bar Special

When that bitch scrape her teeth like Spongebob in Season 3 Episode 12a.

Bro 1: “bro she gave me that spongebob chocolate bar special”

Bro 2: “broooooooo”

by dymytro March 15, 2020

Eat chocolate day

Today let’s eat a lot of chocolate 😋

“Hey it’s May 14”
“OK, so?”
“It’s national Eat chocolate day”

by I will help woman May 7, 2021

Dark Chocolate

A phrase that has no meaning but can be used to fuck with your friends

Sam: Did you get dark chocolate last night?
Nic: What the FUCK is dark chocolate

by _DarkChocolate_ August 23, 2021

hot chocolate wine

A fun and sexy code name for period poops

Seb: “Hey babe, what’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
Dani: “Aw man I’m brewin’ a mad batch of hot chocolate wine in here, best keep your distance boys.”
Seb: “Yikes”

by Clumpy swirl December 5, 2021

trap chocolate

A chocolate bar sold as containing magic mushrooms but instead has sketchy research chemicals with possible adverse side effects.

Trap chocolate will melt your brain!

by YeezyYeezyYeezus January 27, 2023

Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023