You shouldn't whistle around him, he has a whistle cock...
Dude, watch your cock when I whistle.
Wow, that cock is ment for the whistling hole, not a vagina.
Dude, watch your cock when I whistle.
Wow, that cock is ment for the whistling hole, not a vagina.
by BigMacBaby69 July 15, 2010
Get the whistle cockmug. The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...
Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.
Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.
Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.
Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010
Get the cock mileagemug. Bro 1 to Bro 2: Just banged your girlfriend
Bro 2: Cock johnson! what a slut!
Bro 1: yea and when she wouldn't give me head i was all like, COCK JOHNSON!
Bro 2: Cock johnson! what a slut!
Bro 1: yea and when she wouldn't give me head i was all like, COCK JOHNSON!
by scrojaboi November 16, 2010
Get the cock johnsonmug. When someone is so sleepy their head starts to nod in a downward motion, as if they are giving someone a blow job.
by tatermctater April 16, 2015
Get the Bobbing for Cockmug. The penis used to spread/deepen the vagina to support another larger/wider penis and ensure the female can properly take and enjoy the penis she desires.q
Kellie says "Diamond, your dick is way too big I think you need to call Jerry to come over as a feeder cock to open me up so I can enjoy you"
by FeederCockCreator March 12, 2015
Get the Feeder Cockmug. A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.
by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004
Get the cock teasermug. The act of someone entering your personal space while you are seated and resting their package on your arm or shoulder. This is generally a habitual act by the offender and causes discomfort for the victim. This act may be done inadvertently or to show affection.
Man, my boss cock arms me every time he comes in my office. One of these days I am going to fake a cough and elbow him in the dick.
by withheld to protect the innocent September 30, 2005
Get the cock armmug.