Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.

An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.

by creideiki333 November 12, 2011

prison cloud

A large gathering of basketball Americans

Watch out for that prison cloud, looks dangerous

by The Original concucklio January 3, 2024

cloud and chill

An amazing mind-blowing blogsite about different cloud providers, devops and kubernetes. One stop for all the cloud solutions.

This weekend is all about cloud and chill.

Cloud and chill blogsite gave me chills. It's so awesome.

by CNC March 11, 2022

Cloud leopard

When a older man dates a younger women. Equal to cougar with the cat metaphor thing.

Stacie: Did you see Janet 's new boyfriend
Sara: Yea I did he invited us back to the senior center last night
Stacie: Janet is dating a cloud leopard
Sara: I thought those didn't exist
Stacie: Obvious they do you dumb bitch

by KiraTheSaviour July 7, 2011

Hell on Cloud

The state of the internet when it's going through a massive crisis; Hell on Earth repurposed for the internet (cloud).

Jered: Hear about *insert internet personality* openly supporting racist companies?
Sarah: Yeah, it's hell on cloud right now. Nobody can stop talking about it, and there's so many death threats.

by If Only it was my Birthday October 2, 2022

Licking A Cloud

Licking the inside of an emptied cocaine baggie

Gilbert is licking a cloud

by SynBangerang February 11, 2015

Browser-Based Cloud

An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.

My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.

by Sporky Donkey October 16, 2020