cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

cigarette car

A car (mainly from the 2000s) that's beat up, has taco bell wrappers all over the floor and reeks of cigarette smoke smell.

"dude, look at that ford focus, paint on the hood chippin off, looks like a cigarette car."

by Hector_833 June 29, 2024

Cigarette Boy

Cigarette boy refers to financially cursed people that requests for cigarettes from strangers or others they have barely met. These people are often results of families that are broken due to incestuous acts. Usually cigarette boys have the thousand yard stare from witnessing their family having intercourse with each other which caused their trauma. When they request for cigarettes they often say "eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial" that is how they communicate with other people. Cigarette boy diet consists of cigarettes and urine from Changi toilet bowls. They are also coupled with the fact that they are C Bae Smeu Wee.

Cigarette boy: Eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial
Billy: fuck no im not giving your stinky inbred face any cigarettes

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

Cigarettetism

A person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against other peoples cigarette choice , or who believes that a particular cigarette is superior to another.

- let's get some marbrol blacks

- no I want some lucky strike menthols
- oh great ain't that cigarettetism at its finest

by Stalins hand March 10, 2025

Cigartess

A very fancy cigar. Usually wrapped with a layer of 24 karat gold.

"What r u doing?"
"I am indulging in a Cigartess, my good sir."

by fluidoing February 27, 2026

cigan

is serbian

Your a cigan

by maderix May 21, 2025