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Christmas af

When you have Christmas fucking spirit and decor all around the house like whoop whoop!
Oh my god like Josie is Christmas af she has her ugly Christmas sweater and her peppermint mocha and everything like oh my god
by Elittle March 27, 2016
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christmas kitty

A cat kitten or fully grown, shows Christmas spirit most often forced by the owner but sometimes willingly does it by itself. It is a cute thing and is enjoyable by some, these cats can viewed on Google as wearing santa hats and being in stockings, all the same they're cute.
Jer The Christmas Kitty approaches Maddy The Christmas Kitty wearing his santa hat making him look adorable like his counterpart Maddy Christmas kitty wearing her santa hat and a silver bell collar.
by Leothelionslayer December 15, 2016
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Christmas dick

When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.
My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.
by McGooo September 18, 2021
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Christmas-treed

Loading a shot gun with buckshot, slug, buckshot, slug
There is nothing better for home defense than a Christmas-treed shotgun.
by RJO1000 June 4, 2020
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Christmas Juice

An alcoholic beverage that, quite literally, tastes of Christmas. Consists of dry gin and has an essence of raisin. Thought to have been discovered by a man known only as "Hal"
"Mmm this tastes like Christmas"
"Well duh, it's Christmas juice"
by MdotGeezy December 11, 2009
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Christmas Waffle

A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.
Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.
by Noctoner December 25, 2010
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Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021
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