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Person 1: look at that guy pooping in the Macy’s display window

Person 2: yeah, still better than a Chris though
Chris by Wylan Jeremy November 23, 2021
You get you a Chris then my friend you are blessed. Chris is all about his coins & he gets the baddest of the baddest when it comes to females, a Chris will read you & play you like a book that’s his best asset other then he’s extremely sexy. You run into a Chris you better keep him around.
Chris rhymes with thatGUY
Chris by ___naniiboo November 23, 2021
Chris is an island boy
Chris by Cdizzle8675309 November 23, 2021
huge cocked hunky piece of meat ( black )
Chris is black
Chris by Cocksucker3001 November 23, 2021
Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.
Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”
Chris by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021
Sexy ass boy that pulls bitches everyday has no girlfriend because he can’t stand hoes but is one fine ass person Chris is a very good name
Sexy boy Chris that gets all the girls
Chris by Sexy nikka Chris November 23, 2021