Corona calico

The state of someone's hair upon their first back to the salon after the Covid-19 shutdown of 2020.

When Sandi came in for her first post shutdown color appointment, there were so many colors she looked like a Corona Calico!

by Nanashane April 9, 2021

Nuevo Cali

Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.

Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.

by daTookZah July 25, 2021

King Cali

King Cali is the name of an artist in the urban music industry from Plainfield, New Jersey. He is also known as Cali. He currently resides in Guatemala City, Guatemala which is one of the most dangerous third-world countries.

King Cali is one of the realest rappers I’ve ever met.

by Authentic Made Records November 24, 2021

Chiara Cali

HORRIBLE PERSON LIKE SHE KILLS U- SHES A DEVIL BE AWAR

sister: AKKKKKK CHIARA DONT KILL ME PLEASEEE
chiara: hEHehEhE IM CHIARA CALI IM KILLING U
sister: *dead*

by mrs barney January 9, 2022

Neo-Cali

The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.

California is so passé! Anybody who’s anybody, lives in Neo-Cali!

by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022

Ethan Califf

The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.

Friend: “Hey who is that guy over there”
Me: “That’s Ethan Califf, he is a pitcher”

by Slut for Timothee Chalamet May 18, 2022

Bruh Calice

thing to say with the boys whenever you have the chance without considering the context, the time, or the space

my friend : I miss her bro..
me : Bruh calice u delusional fr dog

by DINOMASTER HEAR ME OUT October 4, 2022