Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Porch couch

General white trash pride banner!

Nice porch couch jethro!

by Cju178 November 13, 2017

Couch

A seductive looking object for a certain conservative vice president.

Vice president: Honey, I won the election! Wanna celebrate (winks)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

couch twerk

A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.

I couch twerked because I was too lazy to actually twerk.

by Star Platinum April 25, 2014

Life couch

Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring

Hey you’re my life couch, can i sit on you

by Life couch January 30, 2021

Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.

Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching

by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018

Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.

Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.

by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021