Cold As Jack

When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.

Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack.

by ArmanFroster February 21, 2022

Cold Sex

The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat

That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex

by Lord 🙏😈 July 05, 2022

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 09, 2019

cold richard

Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.

Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.

by Baker 1719 January 28, 2018

cold press

The room under stairs

Get the jacket out of the cold press.

by leon mails March 22, 2019

Bo Cold

Antonym: Luke warm.

Not too cold; not too hot.

Origin: Hazzard county

Patrick left the baby in a bowl of Bo Cold water to bring it's fever down.

by Mufftracks May 25, 2019

crispy cold

Really cold; your skin gets crispy

Y’all it’s crispy cold outside.

by 🤷🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2019