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Christmas Haze

When people walk around slowly in shops oblivious to people that are trying to get past them etc
I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze
by Imtfbundy December 22, 2013
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Christmas dick

When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.
My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.
by McGooo September 18, 2021
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Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021
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austerity christmas

a very financially tight christmas
Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?

Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas
by Lbowmonster November 29, 2011
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Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
by Jinad October 17, 2022
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Christmas Song

h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 7 8 R 4 g k p u D A A
Remove the spaces for video! ;)
This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)
by Idiot801 December 12, 2016
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Christmas Season

Christmas season starts on November 1st and is when people shall officially start listening to Christmas music and putting up Christmas decorations.
person 1: “Dude it’s Christmas Season!!!
person 2: “Finally!!”
by Dr. Taile November 11, 2019
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