I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze
by Imtfbundy December 22, 2013
Get the Christmas Hazemug. by McGooo September 18, 2021
Get the Christmas dickmug. When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:
Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."
Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."
Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021
Get the Christmas in Julymug. by Lbowmonster November 29, 2011
Get the austerity christmasmug. One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
by Jinad October 17, 2022
Get the Father Christmasmug. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 7 8 R 4 g k p u D A A
Remove the spaces for video! ;)
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by Idiot801 December 12, 2016
Get the Christmas Songmug. Christmas season starts on November 1st and is when people shall officially start listening to Christmas music and putting up Christmas decorations.
by Dr. Taile November 11, 2019
Get the Christmas Seasonmug.