life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 26, 2022
Miles that you put on your car because You are going to drive and see a hot girl aka a little fuckin mami. If you drive to go link with a little Fuckin mami then you put mami miles on the car. They aren’t just regular miles they are mami miles.
Jorge: yooo I put 110 mami miles on my car!!
Nick: wtf bro ? You went and saw her this weekend?
Jorge: fuck yeah bro I drove 110 mami miles to see her.
Nick: fuck yeah bro those mami miles are coming in clutch
Nick: wtf bro ? You went and saw her this weekend?
Jorge: fuck yeah bro I drove 110 mami miles to see her.
Nick: fuck yeah bro those mami miles are coming in clutch
by Little Fuckin mami September 12, 2022
When in an airplane while grounded, 2 individuals have sex in the bathroom on the plane. The male ejaculates into the female while grounded, when the plane becomes airborne the semen continues to climb into the vagina cavity of his partner.
Steve wanted to become a member of the mile high club but could not contain himself with the young flight attendant. They had sex in the bathroom on a delay in Denver. Once the plane took off and her stomach felt awkward Stephani realized she was a member of the mile low club.
by Nipple Knockers May 14, 2022
A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.
by professionalcapper July 29, 2023
Ica Miles is a very independent, optimistic, generous, kind baddest bitch in the universe. She doesnt need anyones help to achieve her dreams and desires. Although, she likes boys and the idea of being in a relationship, she doesnt have any intentions of starting one because its a waste of time. Ica Miles has a lot of friends and enemies too. She craves attention especially from boys.
by Hoyaaafvckme June 09, 2021
Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure
Her: Oh...and a snack?
Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.
Him: Daaamn Inchy-Mile Bitch!
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure
Her: Oh...and a snack?
Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.
Him: Daaamn Inchy-Mile Bitch!
by Supasyzed September 14, 2020