Break up

Ariana grande wants you to break with your girlfriend because she's bored AF

Sam: hey jenny can I tell you something?
Jenny: sure Sam!
Sam: let's break up
Jenny: WHAT? WHY!
Sam: Ariana Grande's bored

by I AM SARCASM July 17, 2020

bayou breakfast

Accidentally swallowing and ingesting a fly or other flying insect while distracted by some other activity. Made famous by Mark Potter from NBC news who swallowed a fly while reporting on air.

Mother: Billy Bob you better shut your trap or you're going to end up with a bayou breakfast.

by MrJackStankyLegs May 19, 2010

Pizza Breakfaster

A very disgusting person.

This is a reference to Jamie Oliver's food revolution. He dispises anyone who eats pizza for breakfast. Any person being called a pizza breakfaster is being called a really mean name.

Dude, I slept with your girlfriend.

YOU PIZZA BREAKFASTER. I HATE YOU.

by JamieOliverFan March 10, 2011

house breaking bitch

A girl solely responsible for single handedly destroying a relation just because she can

"Hey Steve, did you hear about Dan and Tiffany?"
"Yeah man, rough shit. It was all courtney's fault! That house breaking bitch!"

by malaysensation November 29, 2011

Tijuana breakfast burrito

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.

I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014

Sex Break

Taking a break from your current activity to have sex.

Me: Sex break before we watch the next episode?

by Dreamspeeder September 30, 2016

Brad Break

To engage in the habitual abuse of marijuana because you're too much of a midget headed cookie cutter to face life like a sober freak.

The mail prick has been abusing his Brad Break privileges lately on the public's dime while claiming all of his wages come from stamp sales.

by I'm a hard cummer. Fuck you, b July 18, 2019