Random Boner Syndrome (RBS)

Sometimes referred to as RBS, Random Boner Syndrome is a severe medical condition plaguing men around the world. As implied, a young male will, unexpectedly get and erection boner often at an inappropriate time. It is completely random, with no visual or mental stimulation required to cause it. Most males will not experience this very often after puberty.

Guy1: Dude, do you got a hotdog in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Guy2: OH NO, Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) strikes again!

by Ymerej Kcirrag August 12, 2008

Road Boner

A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.

I had 73 road boners on the trip to Ohio.

by Tim - E June 11, 2006

Victory boner

An erection achieved through no sexual arousal, but through a moment of triumph. This boner will often be taken care of by a lady with a wet victory vagina

Bill screwed Jane in the ass with his victory boner after throwing that last touchdown pass.

by DJM October 7, 2003

Insta-boner

Something/someone/ some action so intensely attractive the viewer immediately has an erection.

dude, when i saw that picture i got a mega Insta-boner

by uhohspgettioh March 11, 2009

furious justice boner

1. The hard-on a man conjures in order to rape the man who raped his son.

2. Term of endearment for a penis named 'Law' when it achieves erection for vigilante use.

plinky4: I'd like to believe that I could keep a furious justice boner going for at least an hour.

by ehdawg December 2, 2009

wrestling boner

A problem when you are wrestling in a singlet and the friction causes you to become erect. Can sometime be prevented by jacking off before a match.

Dang man, last match I got a wrestling boner!

by Spandexjock September 29, 2013

bus boner

A bus boner is a medical condition which affects only males. It is an erection which typically occurs while riding a bus,hence the name bus boner. It can also happen while riding a car or van. Although the erection can happen at any time during the ride, it usually takes place while the individual is reaching his stop. This often causes nervousness in the individual due to the fear of his boner being spotted while getting off the vehicle. People suffering of this condition are adviced to wear big shirts or sweaters. Hoodies are the best choice due to the pocket factor. Placing the penis in a vertical position is another, yet risky option.

I'm afraid of falling asleep on the bus and getting a bus boner.

by ultrajoe August 28, 2007