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butthole batter

A juicy crust built up over time in the crack of a slaves ass used to batter dick with
At the down town dinner served for the special meal deal on the grade A menu was butthole battered dick for all the dirty freaky homosexuals, bysexual , and of course the ladies, enjoy!
by Varrdg November 17, 2017
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laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.
I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.
by cu chulainn December 16, 2017
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Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”
by TheSmudge January 14, 2018
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Brownie Batter

When your eating someone out and they take a shit so you continue to eat them out with the shit all over.
Bro i was giving this chick a brownie batter last night.
by FinkaYobutt July 22, 2018
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slavery battle

Slavery battle is a battle of slaves for the owner they will be with. This battle gives them only two items,a sword and a horse. The slavery battle is decided by the slave.
The slavery battle if the Century happened today in Pennsylvania.
by Independence for all May 24, 2018
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Professional Battle Rattle

Variant of the term Battle Rattle. In this case it means wearing a suit and tie. This phrase is likely used by veterans who try to avoid wearing suits but are in a profession that requires wearing a suit.
Because we are meeting with the CEO of the company, we need everyone in professional battle rattle for the meeting. No Jeans, or T-Shirts with funny pictures folks.
by cw42 October 13, 2019
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Texas Battery

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.
Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”
by Brady31 November 28, 2019
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