Bagelscrat

That moment when your step-sis walks into ur room butt naked while sucking on her own toes and you feel the urge to stick a single strand of hair up your fucking urethra(DickHole).

Step-Sis: WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BROOOO
Me: Were bagelscratting
Step-Sis: Slurp Sounds*
Me: GIVE ME SOME HAIR BABAYYYY
Step-Sis: Rips hair off head*
Me: OH YEAHH. STICK THAT SHIT IN MY DICK HOLE BITCH
Step-Sis: Ok
Me:OOOH FUCK YEAHHHH

by Barnsnoogle January 18, 2019

Bagel

A person that is highly cared about and appreciated{

That girl is my bagel

by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019

Bagel

Someone who is very appreciated and cared about

I’ve been with her so long, she is my bagel

by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019

Bagel

A weird donut without the sugar and it tastes bad, especially with sprinkles.

That donut looks like a bagel, so I'm not eating it

by Biggie Bagel May 1, 2019

Bebel

Is a sweet person but she unles you are hur friend she wil always make your day but if she is upset she can realy blow up

Today i was verry upset but bebel made my day as always

by Ella07Naya08 May 26, 2019

bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019

Bagel

bagel is a lightskin chihuahua that crys a lot. its janessa's dog

damn! that bagel is annoying

by its ShyShy April 3, 2019