Huntington Beach

Known as the Florida of California. Fontana by the Sea. Home of the Trumpster Karen.

Stole their slogan “Surf City” from Santa Cruz, CA.

I’m going to head to Huntington Beach this weekend and knock over some porta potties bruh.

by Tippy Doodleson May 11, 2020

Myrtle Beach

A tourist trap along the coast of South Carolina, where you are cramped beyond belief on beaches so crowded you cannot even find a place to sit down so you end up staying in overpriced condo's/hotel's and are charged your first born child for a good meal.

Myrtle Beach was fucking overcrowded, I couldn't even get to the ocean!

by Pharenhite December 30, 2008

beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.

i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah

by luke detty May 13, 2005

fernandina beach

1. The City of Fernandina Beach is located on beautiful Amelia Island, in the northeast corner of Florida along the Atlantic Coast.

With many cultural and leisure activities, community groups, and an excellent golf course and marina, we offer something for the entire family. We invite you to visit and see for yourself!

Lets go to Fernandina Beach to get some shark's teeth!

by Russell Wickless June 11, 2008

boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

by Big Richard May 31, 2005

beach crumbs

Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode."

After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out.

by jiggaslapnuts November 3, 2007

Beach Crew

1) a orgie of super duper orgasmic people
2) bras and sistas
3) one extremely disfunctional family
4) dacers of spasmatic fashion
5) apples to apples extremists
7) shit pickle

woogedy woogedy woogedy
casa bonita, casa bonita, lalalalalalala
yuy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
beach crew for life

by annonymous beach crew member January 12, 2008