Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man reverse cowgirl and he performs oral sex on her, and all that is visible of his face is his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butt hole.

I want to ride that guy from the bar like a bearded stranger.

by The Tarahdactyl May 16, 2014

bead-spatter

To pass a stool that consists of a multitude of small solid particles suspended in liquid excrement. These particles are noteworthy for their extremely sticky consistency.

"I'd leave that a few minutes if I were you, and you might want to flush again first. I had a curry last night and I'm afraid I've rather bead-spattered the pan."

by murrayzz1 June 24, 2014

Bearded Cactus

Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.

by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015

bearded papa

Mmmm c'est magnifique

tre bearded papa mmmmmmm

by HotBeardedPapa May 14, 2015

Beard chafed

When you make out with someone with a beard and it chafs the skin of your chin off

Dude have you seen her chin, she got beard chafed

by Ab1357 June 5, 2015

Beard Balls

Beard Balls are the hairs that hang off your balls and look like a beard.

So, Bro you gonna trim your Beard Balls? I did and I never felt better!

by The not Lumbersexual July 14, 2016

Baradi

Being in the worst situation you could be. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ asthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way. It is the word when you need to describe the level of damage.

Also look up "having a mare"

1. (physical): "Ow! Man, I just had a mare with my thumb, by slamming it with my hammer!"

2. (mentally): "That chick is having a baradi! she ate a full ounce of magic mushrooms!"

3. (morally/ asthetically): "See that landscaping feature? Now THAT is a baradi! Anyone with half a brain wouldn't do that!"

4. (performance-wise): "This horse's is having a baradi his lap time is so fucked up, I could wak around the track faster than him!"

5. (theoretically): "Naw, man...that would be such a baradi if you did that!"

by ASGojini June 1, 2016