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something you tell someone when they did something very fucked up
girl #1 : how can you sleep with yourself at night you monster
by littleransom July 17, 2019
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Kill yourself ratio (kyr)

statistics that show how bad a situation is that one is partaking in
Dude, my Kill yourself ratio (kyr) is flying off the charts!
by ibetrollin435 October 18, 2010
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You're dumped. The origin is from a GNR song- You're crazy.
1: You know what, bitch?

2: What, lame motherfucker?

1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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When someone with an erect penis ejaculates too early during intercourse, but the other party/parties has/have not yet climaxed/gekommen.
Uncum yourself please / unkommen Sie bitte. I need 10 more minutes.
by Monkey47 October 29, 2021
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when you confess your deep love for Cazza B but you get rejected ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
cazza: iโ€™m sorry, i donโ€™t love you like that
zozo: REMOVE YOURSELF ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by zozo loves kenz April 27, 2019
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IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.
You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.
by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005
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An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"
Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."
by jcer1 July 20, 2013
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