Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.

That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased

by SammyChica April 15, 2023

Bandit

A bandit is a violent,aggressive and lawless criminal that usually partakes in crimes such as robbery,assault and the dealing of drugs. Bandits are also armed gangsters.

The man toting a pistol robbed two men and assaulted 3 people,he's a bandit !

by Therealest_alive December 11, 2021

Sticky Bandits

Native American Indians

These sticky bandits stole three bottles of wine right in front of me.

by datta May 16, 2023

Graphite bandit

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse

Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un

by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021

TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023

Oxygen bandit

When someone’s nose is so Gigantic they steal all the oxygen in the world

“Dbi ur litch a oxygen bandit why u speaking”

by Lollldbi May 29, 2022

Bandit

A black and white cat who has gained a little weight but will love you. Constantly meows.

Did you see bandit recently? He’s put on some pounds…

by Roz11 January 19, 2024