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Snorkel Bandit

someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.
that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching
by m4cca February 2, 2019
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Graphite bandit

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021
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Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
by SammyChica April 15, 2023
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Bandit

A bandit is a violent,aggressive and lawless criminal that usually partakes in crimes such as robbery,assault and the dealing of drugs. Bandits are also armed gangsters.
The man toting a pistol robbed two men and assaulted 3 people,he's a bandit !
by Therealest_alive December 11, 2021
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Laker Ice Bandit

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.
Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.

Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023
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Bandit t-bag

When you dip your balls in chocolate and t-bag the person and give them a bandit look on their eyes
by Vicious301x August 8, 2016
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Bandit

I am the definition of a bandit
by Dakshhh January 17, 2020
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