by The jellyfish January 18, 2020
a guy who obviously has huge insecurity issues so he tries to control who you talk to, what you wear, what you talk about, etc. they really need to go talk to a therapist, but they're "too proud" to do that even to save their girlfriend all the misery he's putting her through.
See asshole and football player
See asshole and football player
"Hun I'm just gonna go over there and talk to my friend Kyle ok?"
"NO YOU FUCKING WON'T BITCH!!!! cuz i have jealous boyfriend syndrome and i'm too insecure so i take it all out on you cuz misery loves company"
"Hey baby :) do you like my new skirt?"
"no i don't you look like a fucking slut, you can't wear that around me"
"NO YOU FUCKING WON'T BITCH!!!! cuz i have jealous boyfriend syndrome and i'm too insecure so i take it all out on you cuz misery loves company"
"Hey baby :) do you like my new skirt?"
"no i don't you look like a fucking slut, you can't wear that around me"
by KDeneumo July 17, 2006
1A person that flirts with a guy when he has a girlfriend. She does it knowingly.
2A ho that steals boyfriends
2A ho that steals boyfriends
by Yo.Momma February 15, 2008
a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.
Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on
by Madhatters November 28, 2006
As a boyfriend, the guy whose ass you'd most love to kick. Although he poses no threat and probably never will, the jealous aggression that comes with being a boyfriend drives these feelings.
Acting out in this manner is often stimulated by the mentioning of the ex boyfriend whether positive or negative, as well as photographs of the individual with your girlfriend, and finally leftover comments on myspace.
Acting out in this manner is often stimulated by the mentioning of the ex boyfriend whether positive or negative, as well as photographs of the individual with your girlfriend, and finally leftover comments on myspace.
by A Jealous Bastard January 29, 2009
a person, probably a close friend, who acts like a boyfriend or girlfriend of a closet gay who is afraid to "come out" to his/her family.
josh asked brittany to be his prop girlfriend around his parents because he is afraid of telling them he is gay.
candice asked me to be her prop boyfriend until she tells her parents she is gay.
prop boyfriend/girlfriend
candice asked me to be her prop boyfriend until she tells her parents she is gay.
prop boyfriend/girlfriend
by darkness411 May 11, 2009
Is most likely a dick. At first funny, intelligent, interesting. As time passes by, you notice his weird fucking fetishes f.e diapers and wearing tights. Sexy, right. Probably watches anime and tries to be cool on the internet.
by ihihihhihihihihi October 12, 2016