by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018
Get the ham cobblermug. A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.
Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.
Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.
Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.
by Sphinxtor May 20, 2014
Get the Ham Sillmug. When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
by Reamzy May 11, 2022
Get the Dad Hammug. Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
Get the Ham Harmonicamug. by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022
Get the Ham-hawkedmug. "My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."
by ThinkImSamFilcher101 November 14, 2012
Get the Field Hammug. by Theshrubyone September 1, 2022
Get the lemon hammug.