Emma Jones

Is probably a dog .

Emma Jones is actually a dog

by Avo-on-Toast June 11, 2019

Rhys Jones

The kind of guy who gets drunk and dry humps a foot stool for fun, then rips off his trousers and helicopters his wang .

Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.

They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.

Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.

Person 1 "Was that Rhys Jones sneaking out the back garden"

Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".

by Corkjones19 November 25, 2021

finnley jones

a genius who is super buff, sexy, hot and the smartest man you will ever meet. and he has a MASSIVE COCK

finnley jones is so hot

by yvibbis March 27, 2023

Griffin Jones

A jerk who has no friends

Your being like Griffin Jones

by Mmm Chicken 3242 April 15, 2019

pull a jones

to do something of questionable legality in front of a disapproving friend.

Lee:So he started fingering her and it was disgusting because they are both underage and i had to sit there and watch.
Steve:pull a jones did he?

by Hypetrack April 19, 2008

Heather Jones

The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a unique personality that will catch some by surprise. She is the greatest woman I have ever met. I love you my queen.

Heather Jones is a amazing woman.

by The Queens King August 11, 2018

bad jone

A sexy,cute,thick,skinny,slim thick,nails done, hair done clear face female this term is more used up north like PA

Don’t matter how tall skinny short if she bad she bad!! (Lol aka PG)

“Ayo shorty really a bad jone”

by YEA ITS PG🖖🏾😂 November 28, 2019