as you are about to reach climax during anal sex, you quickly pull your erect penis out of her butthole. then you hold your hand high in the air ( very important ) and slap the upper lip of the girl with the head of your penis in the direct center. keep your hand high and yell a german word. as you are done you should look like hitler standing infront of his crowd and your lady will have an authentic adolf hitler mustache
as jason pulled out of chris's butthole, he slapped his cock in chris's face and gave him an anal adolf!
by matt & heath September 16, 2007
Get the anal adolf mug.Surprise anal is where a guy, probably a Captain Brownsword, starts by patrolling a bar until he comes across a female wearing a short dress or skirt, sitting on a high bar stool.
Captain Brownsword will then check to make sure the lady in question is;
A - Definitely a lady
B - A willing participant
He will be able to tell she is a willing participant because she will be wearing no pants and her rim will be glistening with lube.
Brownsword will then flop out his John Thomas and steam into the womens brown pipe, totally ignoring the pink, right there in the bar.
Considerately, It will take him approximately 2 mins to blow his load all over her rim, giving her ample time to come twice.
He then then puts his sword back in its scabbath and leaves the lucky lady quivering on her bar stool, covered in his holy water.
Please note: Surprise anal can only be performed properly in a bar and any wishing to pursue the sport should go to youporn and type in surprise anal. This will give you a video guide as to how it is done.
Captain Brownsword will then check to make sure the lady in question is;
A - Definitely a lady
B - A willing participant
He will be able to tell she is a willing participant because she will be wearing no pants and her rim will be glistening with lube.
Brownsword will then flop out his John Thomas and steam into the womens brown pipe, totally ignoring the pink, right there in the bar.
Considerately, It will take him approximately 2 mins to blow his load all over her rim, giving her ample time to come twice.
He then then puts his sword back in its scabbath and leaves the lucky lady quivering on her bar stool, covered in his holy water.
Please note: Surprise anal can only be performed properly in a bar and any wishing to pursue the sport should go to youporn and type in surprise anal. This will give you a video guide as to how it is done.
'Look, theres a surprise anal going on at the bar, you can see the women is getting a damn good piping and loving ever second. Her mate looks really jealous'
'Wait there, I have just seen Captain Brownsword at the bar. I need to go and take off my panties, lube up and get the bar quick before he plants one in another lucky slut. Please help, I might never get another chance like this one'
'Wait there, I have just seen Captain Brownsword at the bar. I need to go and take off my panties, lube up and get the bar quick before he plants one in another lucky slut. Please help, I might never get another chance like this one'
by Stumper steve May 29, 2009
Get the Surprise anal mug.Anal Vore is the activity in which one puts a living being in their' rectum.
It is a very strange fetish to say the least.
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It is related to vore.
It is a very strange fetish to say the least.
It can be found of Aryion G4, E621, Rule34 and furrafinity. (WARNING, Go to these websites at your' own risk.)
It is related to vore.
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by Flurrie April 12, 2016
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Get the anal holocaust mug.Any amount of sweat or cum being excreted from the anal cavity during rough anal sex. Usually occurs most when fat or thunder thighed woman is getting rough anal sex in a not-well circulated room thus causing sweat to drip from the woman's gooch/upper back or the man's penis/chode.
Hey Greg! I heard you gave greasy anal to that fat stripper the other day...
Hell Yeah! There were hoards of uncivilized liquids spewing from her throbbing anus.
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Wow you nasty man.
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by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006
Get the Anal Cartographer mug.To get fucked so INSANELY hard in the bum hole it rips and penetrates your ass hole so badly blood pours out continuously untill you scream im wet then the hard mother fucker pulls his dick out covered in blood and says ohhhhhhhh BABYYYY
by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014
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