Evan

The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.

yor mom is Evans best friends

by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020

mina evans

a guy

you’re such a mina evans

by lmaookaywhy October 24, 2020

Evan

there gay aka me : im evan :)

gay is Evan

by anonymous September 17, 2022

Evan

He is the best person u will ever meet.He is smart,cute nd he has a bright smile that gives u courage.He is a real friend ,always here for u.U actually love nd hate him in the same time.Good luck if u have one in ur life.U actually have good luck.

Evan is the soulmate u need ,no matter what

by Justatiredmonster November 20, 2021

Evan Hendrickson

The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.

I want to kill myself, I really am an Evan Hendrickson huh?

by trippdiii October 16, 2019

Evan

rich man

“Oh wow Evan is so rich!!”

by Briânnâ January 30, 2022

Evan

A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"

by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018