Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic

"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"

by 3TF July 5, 2016

Alan

Alan, a sexy huge dick man that gets all the women and just has to say hi to even have sex... Alan is a monster in the bed

You want to go and have sex with Alan? Of course

by KungAlle02 December 11, 2016

Aland

Prinz Perfect Hairs

Mein Name ist Aland

by Denkt December 29, 2016

alan rosas

Gets all the lady's,Good athlete,Brilliant,Good looking,Good friend,Knows what to say and when to say it,Bad behavior

Alan rosas will steal your girl

by Alan rosas March 13, 2017

alannahia

Alannahia is a uncommon name where no one really has that name. She is very beautiful, nice, and calm. She is very attractive to guys when it comes to her walking to places or on social media. There's people who likes to talk about her and she insists its okay but its really not. She's not a person who likes to start drama or have drama. She likes being in her own circle where she rarely have friends, alannahia is a friendly person and who likes to help others. She barely makes friends because of the people who she use to hang with.

Alannahia is a heart warming person

by Carmen Hernandez April 23, 2017