When you and your gf go hiking in the woods alone. When you get tired and take a rest you become horny and you and your partner get nude at this time you take your sack and stretch over her eyes and fart in her mouth. While this is happening the sweat off of your ass and balls drips all over her face creating the Alaskan sweat bag.
by Butthut April 27, 2016
When you fuck a pregnant chick, and you punch the bitches stomach and aggressively shove your dick in the babies face until it dies.
by sexybitch69alaskanpipe March 31, 2015
When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.
John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.
by Manuelmatthew June 29, 2011
An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.
Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?
She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.
She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.
by Felix Torino November 03, 2019
The process where a person smuggles illegal drugs into a policed area via inserting them up there anus after being refrigerated for ease of inserting
by smiler2 July 26, 2009
A sex act which consists of the severing of the male penis (usually with shears). The severed penis resembles an "Alaskan Bull Worm," a fictional beast from the SpongeBob SquarePants mythos.
Betwixt the howls and throes of passion, Billy performed the Hot Alaskan Bull Worm - an act that he regretted shortly thereafter.
by KurayamiShikaku February 09, 2010
by money grabber 69 April 13, 2021