alaskan klondike

putting frozen ice cream in a condom and letting it freeze to shape the condom and put it in the lucky man/woman.

I'm going to pull an Alaskan Klondike on my girlfriend tonight

by Alaskan klondike July 9, 2018

Alaskan assline

Is where you fart into a christmas wrapping paper tube and blow it into your partners face.

(Dan jones)

Hey man what did you do last night

Guy: blew my ole lady a kiss with the Alaskan assline.

by Dan the mountain man September 28, 2018

Alaskan baguette

When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.

my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.

by Notspenc November 27, 2018

Alaska

The first name of a drag queen called Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

Someone: Hey did you think katya Zamolodchikova was robbed in all stars two ?
Me: noooo bitch alaska deserved the win !

by Biblegirlislife February 26, 2019

alaskan banana split redunk

When you take a shit in a condom and make it into a ball and freeze it. Then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

What do you want for your birthday?
An Alaskan banana split redunk!!!

by redunker January 14, 2019

Alaskan wattlegobbler

When you finish the alaskan mudslide and eat the shit off the midgets chest

Cant think of an example :) alaskan wattlegobbler

by CoonCluxClan March 18, 2019

Agaykening

When one realizes that they’re gay from observing a person, fictional or otherwise

“Why’d you call me?

I just had my Agaykening from watching Scooby doo”

by Veloci Rapper April 11, 2019