Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.
Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020
The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
by JingoTheStuck May 07, 2018
A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.
by TapSnaporNap May 08, 2024
by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021
The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.
Soccer
by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019
Soccer is a word that people only from the United States would call football. Soccer is a sport that includes a round ball that’s hard or squishy, (DONT BE DIRTY!!!) boots/cleats, shin guards, long socks, shorts and a jersey that’s matches with the whole team.
The players are goalie, mid fielders, strikers, middle defenders, defenders and subs. Subs don’t really do anything when there on the bench. Subs are substitutes for when a player gets hurt, has to sit out, player gets too tired to play, needs water and etc. At the end of the game your team needs the most goals to win!! Have fun
The players are goalie, mid fielders, strikers, middle defenders, defenders and subs. Subs don’t really do anything when there on the bench. Subs are substitutes for when a player gets hurt, has to sit out, player gets too tired to play, needs water and etc. At the end of the game your team needs the most goals to win!! Have fun
by AlexianaLovesShrek November 21, 2022
by AGENT TOXIC January 05, 2021