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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.
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.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
mugGet the .9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.mug.

Grease summer

I want to find a cute girl to have a grease summer while i am here.
by Person...m July 29, 2021
mugGet the Grease summermug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face
by Funkfish February 21, 2018
mugGet the penile greasemug.

grease hawk

A more common hockey player phrase used to describe a guy who hooks up with women who are of a more plump nature.
"Only a grease hawk like you would muck it up with that big ass broad."
by dportal June 20, 2011
mugGet the grease hawkmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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