The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.
Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"
by [Stuey the king] May 16, 2023
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Second Wave Cramps

Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.
Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.

Me- No there’s not, I just checked!

Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!

Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
by Troublepaws September 28, 2018
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Nantucket Wave

A particularly preppy hairstyle worn by men with brown curly hair that resembles a small wave moving from the front hairline backwards to the rear, but most often seen with part on the left side.
"That hedge fund manager has mastered the Nantucket Wave and it looks great with his boat shoes."
by effenvdk May 24, 2012
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A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.
Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.
by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 27, 2024
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Bansai Wave

A surfing type of wave that is growing in size as you approach it. The bansai wave peaks and crashes on a surfers board or boat at the exact time to cause maximum damage and disorientation.

Bansai Wave is also known as a Suicide wave.
"Jesus John, dont paddle out yet, thats a bansai wave building out there."

"Bloody hell, i thought i was going to make that but just as i got there i realised it was a bansai wave. My head hurts now!"
by SwanseaCanoe February 26, 2010
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Grime Wave

Occurs when an unkempt person goes to a variety of places where there are many people, stinking the place up with his/her greasy and grimy B.O.
Rusty, go have a shower and put a stop to the grime wave you've been runnin'.
by THCJackDaniel January 29, 2009
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upside down wave

when you are on the monkey bars hanging upside down and someone ejaculates with so much power that you swing back and forth.
Julia: "Oh shit Jeff is getting hit with an upside down wave!"
Ron: "I just hope his ribs are ok."
by sausageonmyeggs December 15, 2020
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