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Taco Massage

Gentle, rhythmic back and forth massage of a man's penis, along a woman's labia. The woman is on top of the man and using her juices to spread over the length of his shaft. This is particularly helpful in foreplay to ensure a hard, throbbing penis.
My man was starting to lose his erection so I immediately gave him a taco massage to resuscitate him.
by Snugglie February 24, 2008
mugGet the Taco Massagemug.

frilly taco

a very hairy and curly pubic hair on a vagina; a bushy weed
christy david has a BIG FRILLY TACO that she cant shave it off.
by AmyWong985 January 14, 2008
mugGet the frilly tacomug.

Pussy Taco

When a sexual partner spreads their girl's pussy wide open, putting taco fillings (meat, cheese, tomato. etc.) into her pussy. The female then proceeds to eat her out. Both a sex move and a snack.
Ian: Hey, Frank, what'd you have for dinner last night?
Frank: A pussy taco.
Ian: Nice, dude!
by prayingmanis23 April 21, 2017
mugGet the Pussy Tacomug.

Taco Assault

1. A creative reference to rape or aggressive/violent sex.
2. Any physical attack on the female genitalia.
3. Or conversely, being attacked BY female genitalia.
Person A: You look awful...what the hell happened last night?
Person B: Taco assault :(
by Somniloquy May 16, 2010
mugGet the Taco Assaultmug.

charlie taco

A girl who acts or dresses in a provocative way with no intentions of actually doin it. i.e. cock tease.
"Did you see Stacy in that skankfit? She has a boyfriend, but is acting like a total charlie taco." also "Julie totally likes old boy so I have no idea why she is being such a charlie taco."
by sassypants September 10, 2008
mugGet the charlie tacomug.

Vertical Taco

A females vagina or vaginal opening.
See cunt,pussy,lady lips and lettuce.

Derived from a mexican taco, which has meat inside it and "hot sauce". Mexicans usually eat tacos...
Man that gal spread her legs and said, "baby, my vertical taco is getting cold, eat it quickly- lick all the sauce and add after that add the mayonnaise!.....uh uh yeah oh damn uh uh huuuhhh hhuuuuuh euhhh", and so on.
by Piraveen June 3, 2004
mugGet the Vertical Tacomug.

flaming taco

During missionary intercourse the male pulls out and lights the womans pubic hair on fire with a lighter he then puts put the small "bush" fire with his semen.
I did the flaming taco bro, she got pissed...
by IJMF July 16, 2006
mugGet the flaming tacomug.

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