book insurance

When one lives in a foreign country with a limited supply of books to read, and then is able to find more English books, thus ameliorating fears of running out of books to read. Oftentimes this is accompanied by a feeling of guilt of the pervasiveness of globalization.

Thankfully I found that copy of Pride and Prejudice, it gave me book insurance.

by ingrules December 10, 2009

book blockin'

People on FACEBOOK that disable the wall comments

He posted a stupid status but I can't comment on it because he book blockin'.

by Pinkgirl954 July 24, 2010

Book Us In!

Phrase used before checking into a guesthouse or hotel.

A: "This hotel I'm at is well safe."
B: "Oh yeah? Book us in!"

by Kobe Chief December 27, 2007

Creepin the Book

V.

to stalk a person via Facebook

guy 1: Happy birthday.
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book

by KJandrists December 9, 2008

Cookin by the book

Used to describe when something is or is not done in the correct manner.

Guy 1: I wanted to buy "Girls Gone Wild - Midget Edition" from Amazon but they want $89.99 for it

Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.

by TheShinySuitMan December 20, 2008

Book wanker

A term used by persons who are refreshingly unspoiled by conventional education to describe literate individuals.

Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.

Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?

In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.

by Snootypants June 5, 2019

ban book

A miniature composition notebook given to you by a behavioral specialist in order to track your bans. They are commonly used in treatment programs with cognitive behavioral therapy.

My behavioral specialist gave me a ban book to track my banned behaviors but I just write down random numbers.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019