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Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.
by RealYOU December 4, 2013
mugGet the Posting-tardmug.

Tik-Tard

A person who is obsessed with tiktok videos.
Stop being a Tik-Tard!
by SKETCHY JAY December 24, 2021
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tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
mugGet the tard tracksmug.

Lithi-Tard

A crack-head retard that lives in Lithuania
Oh nah mans you a Lithi-Tard on god.
by BukuTard November 16, 2022
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Tard Chariot

A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."
by Dr Dalton March 17, 2021
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Test-tard

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.
Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe
by binmunbruce January 2, 2022
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Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.
"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013
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