hipster twitcher

One who uses the mainly cancerous site Twitch, and purposefully watches less popular streamers to appear cool. In reality, however, they're just lonely nerds and deep down they know that

Hipster twitcher: Holy cow! This stream only has 200 viewers, I am gonna watch it so I appear cool and hip to my fellow Twitchers!

Obese friend who uses Twitch and is also a weeb: By god, you're such a hipster twitcher man

by Robbie The Memer April 18, 2015

business hipster

A person who over values businesses that go against mainstream trends, thought and opinion. See also: Jon Passmore.

You prefer graphene businesses to tried-and-tested engineering businesses? You're such a business hipster.

by fxrge April 26, 2022

Bio hipster

A bio hipster is a consumer that is interested in sustainable and farm to table products. They prefer food to be sourced locally, creating zero waste and being delivered by zero emission vehicles. Bio hipsters are often found in Berkeley, Brooklyn and Burlington.

A Bio hipster only frequents restaurants that source meat and products from local farmers.

by Hmm21 October 15, 2016

Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 4, 2014

hipster thug

A hipster thug is someone who transcends the normal hipster status and sets a new level of class. They are the definition of a perfect hipster.

My friend Tom put a paper clip in his glasses frames to keep them together after he lost the screw, he is a total hipster thug.

by JustinHoliday February 27, 2014

hipster ripster

Paying too much for things that help create a hipster image.

Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."

by Pizza ova October 25, 2015

Hipster paralysis

A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.

I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.

by Noumenontreal September 4, 2013