Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.

He was giving a them a head squirtle

by MADBJ May 24, 2024

Head Ass

Someone's who's got their head up their ass. A person that is out there to the point of being frivolous. Believes in nonsensical things and could either be very intelligent or very insane.

So I've been blitzing my third eye chakra with this fresh ashwagandha juice, and ever since then, I've been seeing elves that tell me the meaning of life is ashwagandha. I was shocked and then my tarot cards and crystals started shaking, and that's how I knew peace and togetherness were all we needed to stop the world's suffering.

"Wow, that guy was so head ass, I can't believe he's like that around kids, I'm really starting to lose faith in this era.

He was telling me the future of reproduction is cybernetic engineering. "

by EMILIAS BITCH 24/7 June 7, 2022

Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.

Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball

by head_standing_up July 2, 2023

Raptor Head

When you get head from a girl who uses so much teeth, to a point of discomfort.

Damn shame that girl I picked up from the bar last night gave total Raptor Head.

by DoktorAmazing March 19, 2022

Cushion head

I head someone sits on /park they choochie

Alex has a cushion head …

by Tiktokduckermonkey September 27, 2022

Garlic head

Rubbing ones face with garlic before proceeding to give dome

She gave me garlic head and that shit smelled strong

by Anonymous16289302716930 October 10, 2020

link-head

an absolute idiot, one who likes the mets way too much, or one who has very very stupid hair.

Justin called Little Yonatin a link-head in English class because he refused to take off his sweatshirt.

by D.G. Grover October 28, 2006