jack shit

the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.

You don't know jack shit.

by bumpie July 26, 2008

what the shit

Same as WTF? but now that I know it was used by Keanu in the Matrix, I will never say it again!!

What the shit?! As like, "What the shit is that about?"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

shit pickle

wen u take such a big shit that ur body becomes a pickle. rare but lethal disease.

OMFG IM A SHIT PICKLE!

by shit pickle man June 23, 2008

shit brick

Alex Wiese

Shit brick, wheres the toilet paper?

by Concerned Party January 28, 2004

Shit the bed

When you do something that, in the moment, you think is great, but you later realize that it was a horrible idea.

You - Remember that bitch we were talking about a couple weeks ago?
Friend - Yeah, why?
You - Well, I got drunk and thought it was a good idea to ask her out...
Friend - You're screwed.
You - Yep... I just shit the bed...

by Diane O. Saure October 23, 2013

shit-fart

it all starts with a table with the words shit fart on it one drunk kid and lots of sex.

girl and boy walk upstairs to find all of their friends shirtless... this is what shit fart night is all about

by hot momma February 6, 2004

Shit and Shinola

Used as an exclamation, when something bad has, is, or was happening.

My wife is in a truck wreck and now she'll die real slow like cause she's cut in half and this is the last time I ever talk to her? Ok... what? My car has a dent? OH SHIT AND SHINOLA!

by KimoMcGee September 13, 2009