dont kill the baby

dont kill the goddamn baby

1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

New World, Same Baby

Some things never change

-"Man this covid stuff is really doing a number on me."

-"Yeah man, new world, same baby"

by Da Same Baby January 1, 2022

baby flinger

Noun. Person usually a drunken ass hole who acts bad but sucks penis behind closed doors. Tends to throw infants and baby's when their beer or other beverage is spilled.

That fucking baby flinger just threw my son!
That damn baby flinger reminds me of a drunken ass hole that threw a two year old.

by slyhonkeymuthafucka August 21, 2016

Baby-hung

When a person's penis is large compared to those on babies.

"You see Johnnie's cock? Dude's baby-hung for sure. No other baby's cock could compare."

by Ueberyak November 23, 2022

Bottom baby

A bottom baby is a person who is always the bottom in the relationship, the little spoon, the one who gets fucked, all that jazz So basically the same thing as a pillow princess

Lisa: “oh look at my little bottom baby”

Cam: “ughh, stop”
Lisa tolled her eyes: “you didn’t seem that mad when I fucked your guts out”
Cam then blushed furiously: “BABE!”
Lisa chuckled: “seee, this proves my point

by Wierdo#100 November 2, 2020

Shit-baby

A BABY With With a Big pile of Shit on it.

Baby got shit on and we call them shit-baby's

by Apple seed November 29, 2019

Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019