national m4x day

A day where you use ass fortnite skins

i wore the trashest fortnite skin and called it sweaty for national m4x day

by giggly boy April 21, 2024

National Hug a girl day

Boys get to hug any girl and girls can’t do anything abo ut it

Boy: go hug her
you: why

boy: because it’s National Hug a girl day

by Huhs March 13, 2022

National Kiss Thomas Ross Day

A holiday on Febuary 21st celebrated all over the world to kiss Thomas Ross. The “term” Kiss can also fall into the “blowjob” and “give anal” category.

Girl 1: it’s National Kiss Thomas Ross Day!

Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!

Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.

by pythona February 6, 2018

National grab dick day

On the 28th of April is the day where all girls must grab at least 1 dick. Boisss u better watchhhh yo junkkkkk;)

Hey, can i grab ur dick?
Yeah sure
‘Grabs dick’
Why did you do that?

It’s national grab dick Day

by Lewis10012 April 26, 2019

National DDD

National DDD (Drunk Driving Day) shall be held and celebrated on August 19th, one day after National Couple’s Day. What better way is there to cope with you missing your ex than to zig zag through town!!

“Hey, are you celebrating National DDD because of Allison?”
“National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”

by Gspotgasm October 1, 2022

National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023

Young nation

Collective term for Aaliyah Stans

Members of the young nation are so attractive

by Erica käne April 23, 2022