face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.
I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.
Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?
Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.
Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?
Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.
by homeless teacher from TEXAS June 9, 2013
Get the face-twitchedmug. by Lilmarka April 26, 2023
Get the Face battlemug. by Yatchy2 February 12, 2021
Get the Pregnant facemug. Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.
Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...
by King Happo May 2, 2020
Get the Masked Bitch Facemug. The polar opposite of a female's bubbly smile. It's the grown-up version of the stern look a mom gives a child meaning 'I am displeased'. In the grown up version it's more like 'I am not amused'. Also, it can simply be a relaxation of the happy face a woman puts on for people who matter. This becomes more and more the case with greater age and less make-up.
'Hey, I told your joke to my wife and daughter yesterday." "Did they laugh". "No, all I good was Bitter Bitch Face from both."
by anonymous June 24, 2024
Get the Bitter Bitch Facemug. someone who is being a real big dick and telling people what to do but what they are telling people is wrong
by ice nort paint August 24, 2023
Get the dr dick facemug. by Gayestmanalive January 26, 2023
Get the begloved facemug.