her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
by Dahoodgrill123 November 04, 2021
On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
by ImDownBad August 18, 2022
Although the holiday states a day, everyday is Isaiah’s Day. Isaiah’s day is a day where you give attention, care, and love to our beloved Isaiah Mitchell.
Melanie: Why are you giving Isaiah so much attention?
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured bitch.
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured bitch.
by TheBitchNextDoor January 23, 2022
Although the holiday states it’s just for a day, everyday is Isaiah’s Day. Isaiah’s Day is a day where you’re suppose to give attention, care, and love to our beloved Isaiah Mitchell.
Melanie: Why are you always talking to Isaiah?
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured dumbass.
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured dumbass.
by TheBitchNextDoor January 23, 2022
A micronation in North America which claims territory in Southern California. Common abbreviations are RP and RPN. Commonly referred to as Phrog Nation.
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
by Matildalover June 14, 2022