National Head Day

National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.

Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)

by Webster Dictionary Officle December 19, 2023

Sour head

When a chick gives you head after chugging a glass of buttermilk and gags so hard that she throws up on your junk but still keeps giving you head.

My girl was hungover from partying the night before and after breakfast she ending up giving me some sour head.

by FooF3663 March 31, 2022

brownie heads

When your head is covered in shit.

Ayye Arnold I was eating her ass and she got shit all over my brownie heads

by Dickmunch66669 August 6, 2016

rodeo head

the act of giving a blow job while riding on a horse

"We were riding to the honkytonk and she hopped on my horse and gave me some rodeo head, we had to take the back roads so no one would see, haha"

"Me and my bf were out on a ride and I wanted to mix it up a little so we got on the same horse and I gave him some boot-curling rodeo head"

by krinklesismycat August 13, 2021

gnome head

a smart ass, bitchy, annoying, bald head principal.

"man, there goes gnome head"

by Jaii235 February 27, 2017

Meaty head

A guy wearing one of those meaty netted American baseball caps which makes the back of his head look like a meaty pumpkin. Normally you can find a meaty head cycling down the side of meadow gardens at around 9:30 pm.

Dammnnn there's meaty head ja trying to hide behind a car at the side of meadow gardens looking like a plucked chicken

by Meaty ja July 23, 2025

Dick Heads

Fucking bitches that wont leave you alone. They wont shut the fuck up during class and calls everyone lesbians even though they are the ones feeling each others thighs. They need to shut their big ass mouths and shove their opinions up their ass. Don't think I dont remember that time you cried because you got kicked out of class A.MCKNIGHT. Don't even get me started with A's stupid little gang C.GHOST, S.SINHA, O.ROODENBURG. If they just died or even shut up their little mouths the world would be a better place. 'Hi watermelon sugar' SHUT THE FUCK UP S. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE A SINGER DOSENT MEAN THAT THAT IS MY WHOLE PERSIONALITY.

in conclusion

A.MCKNIGHT, C.GHOST, S.SINHA and O.ROODENBURG need to shut there big mouths and eat shit.

A.MCKNIGHT? C.GHOST? O.ROODENBURG? S.SINHA? Yeah they are Dick Heads.

by anonomoys.sea.o November 23, 2023