love plug

dankest booty plug of the century

OHH BABY GRAB THE LOVE PLUG AND STICK IT IN DADDY

by gnarlymacaroni September 2, 2017

Love

Love. A rollercoaster ride that sometimes breaks down upside down on the loop da loop. Can last a lifetime or shatter your heart in an instant. tbh its better razzing until you know you are in love.

damnn look at that girl i think i love her

by ILOVEPATRICK99 October 10, 2018

Optometrist Love

Masturbating into your girl’s contact lens case and then having her put the contacts in in the morning.

Baby, when can we finish optometrist love?

We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.

by Budew Hater October 12, 2018

love

doesn’t matter how many times they hurt you you’ll always go back to them

I keep going back to him after all he did to me, but i can’t help it. I love him

by Jaclyn Gymnast November 6, 2018

Joe Love

Dinosaurs, skiing, and papa johns

That Joe Love almost sent me into a coma last night

by Biggjoshiet November 9, 2018

Love

Love

I love this person.

by Oof memes November 9, 2018

lovely day in pairadice

A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.

Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!

by QuacksO December 12, 2018