turtle head

When you have to take a mad dump and the shit is starting to almost protrude out your anus

Friend : hey bud are u okay

You: No I have a turtle head poking out

by CanadianComputerGuy December 2, 2025

Walking taco balancing on my head

I don't care/it's not in my control/it doesn't matter.

Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"

by Bigscheming December 13, 2025

Piss-Head

The act of urinating in someone’s mouth while they are sucking on your penis.

“Yeah bro, Sarah gave me some piss-head last night!”

by Freudian98 December 20, 2025

Travis Head

Daddy of english cricket team. Known for sinking beers and causing pomy tears

Every aussie kid dreams of skulling beers, having a mullet, smacking sixes and a sick moustache just like daddy travis head

by Travball67 December 21, 2025

Heifer-headed

A person with an aggressive and unyielding approach to discussing issues, but with a feminine flair and lacking the pointiness of horns. Differs from bull-headed in that the person's confrontational energy, while still weighty and ominous, feels softer and warmer, like you might be given a glass of warm milk after being brow-beaten in an argument.

While her husband was bull-headed, she was heifer-headed. The couple's arguments were like two cows standing their ground, face to face, unyielding. While the husband grunted aggressively, the wife mooed annoyingly, wore down the husband, and offered him a glass a warm milk if he would give up and roll over.

by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025

Exploding head syndrome

When your head fucking explodes

"Hai, I-" Their head explodes
"I think he has exploding head syndrome"

by centertain January 4, 2026

Subba Head

A slang term commonly dropped by a bloke's niece, nephew, or kids when they want to give props without going all out. Instead of saying someone is the best, they play it cool and call them a "Subba Head." It's like a cheeky shout-out for someone who's pretty awesome but in a playful, not-so-serious way.

Hey uncle Shaun ya Subba Head

Your a Subba Head

by Kiwi Chronicle January 7, 2026