Hot coco surprise

The act of taking a hot runny dump in your buddies drink, and then yelling "Surprise!" after he/she drinks it.

Adam: Hay Bill! Take a sip of your hot coco surprise!

Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!

Adam: Surprise!

by Abel The Wicked December 16, 2008

Hot Tomato Oil

A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.

Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral

Me and the old lady are going to cook up some Hot Tomato Oil later tonight.

by James Joyce's sex letters March 15, 2024

Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.

“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”

by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 11, 2024

Hot Rodney

When your boss nullifies a previously scheduled three-day weekend.

Rodney: I know you were supposed to be off this weekend and I hate to pull a Hot Rodney on you, but I'm going to need you to work instead.

Mike: Not a problem, sir. You know I'm your guy.

by Haasamatic January 18, 2017

Jamaican hot sauce

Jamaican hot sauce is when you have diarrhea, and mix it into someone’s weed stash

Alex was being a dick so I hit his stash with the ole Jamaican hot sauce

by Jimothy Crimjims January 15, 2024

38 Hot

The incredible sexiness that a male obtains on his 38th birthday.

"Nick is 38 hot. Caroline should scratch his nuts and give him anal tonight"

by Ronnie Trent June 21, 2023

Hot

Harry styles and draco malfoy

“Harry styles and draco malfoy are hot”

by Thanksmelater September 12, 2020